Heroes... just for one day

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Miles: preguntas o respuestas?
Milena: preguntas
Miles: sos capaz de salir de un cine o levantarte de ver una película diez minutos antes de que termine?
Milena: sí, siempre que no sea de Woody Allen
Miles: héroe o villano?
Milena: no me gusta como suena "héroe" pero villano definitivamente no me gusta. Al final, cuál es la diferencia ?
Miles: todos te amarán o todos te odiarán
Milena: todos me van a estar viendo?
Miles: esa podría ser una cualidad común, por llamarlo de algún modo
Milena: entonces podrían ser la misma cosa "de algún modo"?
Miles: con mucha perspectiva...
Milena: que sería de la vida sin perspectiva! Voy a prescindir de las opciones y contestar desde otra perspectiva porque ahora estoy disfrutando el anonimato. Podría haber héroes o villanos anónimos?
Miles: Sí, sí está lleno de ellos, pero no son los que vienen al caso, esos no venden Milena!
Miles: bueno, pero este post viene de preguntas así que te las voy a hacer igual, porque te guste o no todos llevamos un héroe o un villano dentro...
Milena: no sé si todos... qué clase de preguntas?
Miles: about which kind of Super Hero - Villain Are You?
Milena: y eso?
Miles: son webadas que llegan entre tanta correspondencia, pero si preferís las preguntas a las respuestas, tenés para entretenerte y estar alerta por si te ves comprometida en una situación de historieta. Ahí van...

1. Do you feel alienated or out of place?
2. Do you feed off of adrenaline?
3. Have you been pushed over the edge by events in life?
4. Do you often seek revenge?
5. Are you a master of camouflage?
6. Have you worked hard to bulk up your body?
7. Are you very intelligent?
8. Do you often use violence to solve problems?
9. Do others often call you "crazy"?
10. Are you a practical joker?
11. Do you often steal things?
12. Do you resent figures of authority?
13. Did you have a traumatic childhood?
14. Are you an orphan?
15. Are you street smart?
16. Do you enjoy wearing skintight clothes?
17. Have you often been a victim of discrimination or prejudice?
18. To accomplish your goal are you willing to injure bystanders?
19. Are you bald?
20. Are you a businessman?
21. Do you crave power?
22. Are you rich?
23. Do you usually have a close female assistant?
24. Do you feel like you are invincible?
25. Do you believe in "might is right"?
26. Do you like to be the leader?
27. Are you part of the feminist movement?
28. Are you an environmentalist?
29. Do you love plants and gardening?
30. Do you have long hair?
31. Are you beautiful?
32. Do you work with hazardous or poisonous materials?
33. Are you a bully?
34. Are you strong?
35. Do you strongly desire wealth?
36. Do you think that you are superior to everyone around you?
37. Are you often accused of being conceited?
38. Do you have a horrible scar?
39. Are you motherly?
40. Do you manipulate others with your looks?
41. Are you scientifically minded?
42. Do you enjoy cold temperatures??
43. Do you have a hard time controlling yourself?
44. Do you like solving or creating puzzles?
45. Are you obsessive compulsive?
46. Are you hyperactive?
47. Do you take performance or strength enhancers?
48. Do you have a split personality?
49. Have you been trained as a lawyer?
50. Do you walk with a cane?
51. Are you overweight?

Milena: ya las contesté
Miles: y? no me vas a decir que pusiste en cada una?
Milena: averigualo por tus propios medios. Sin comentarios...